reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

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ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

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Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid

Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."

by Picklypickle September 24, 2014

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Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.

I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.

by HappyGoJacky October 11, 2018

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The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

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