by Xzxery May 4, 2024

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

by bradassfuck April 26, 2022

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.
Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023
