Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Jet Lag

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017

Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020