kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”
is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.
“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”
is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.
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Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
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Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
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Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
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