dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

color wars

An event in iMater Charter Middle/High School where you dress up in your grade color:
6th:Green
7th:Orange
8th:Red
9th:Yellow

10th:Purple

11th:Gray
12th:Black
It’s usually rigged for the 8th and 12th graders to win but CO’28(us) lost to the stupid 7th graders this year!

Devyn:Are you ready for color wars?!
Stacy:HELL YEAHHHH
bitch ass 7th grader: hi guys let’s wear orange 🍊

everyone: *beats his ass*

by nachoo_jocelynn28 October 30, 2023

War Shagging

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

by Unleash October 11, 2010

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020