jesus walk

a long journey that can only be done by walking

bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"

bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"

by slim keeno July 16, 2005

monks walk

During the winter months, the small pathway in Surrey referred to as Monks Walk becomes a holy grail for Thorpe Park Fanboys. They flock to it in their dozens, hoping to get a glimpse of the precious rides, and perhaps construction of new ones.

Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.

I'm going down Monks Walk to take some photos of the construction

I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.

by Mr Blobby January 9, 2005

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

weak walking

Stumbling way of walking when drunk; Slight bend in the knees

“Don’t look now but that girl is weak walking across the courtyard”

by Therealalc0h0lism March 7, 2023

deep walk

An expression stating something is very far and is usually not worth the journey.

come get food with me. Nah son thats a deep walk.

by Hikendahalf July 5, 2007

walk blocking

When you're walking down the street, taking up the whole sidewalk, and preventing others from getting by. Often done by slow movers, tourists, and other wide loads.

Those moms with their strollers are totally walk blocking me!

by tcp123 June 10, 2013

nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016