clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy
Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night
by Reydlab721 April 04, 2017
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dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.
"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."
by jiaco August 25, 2015
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Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.
by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017
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Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
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Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.
avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.
by yellowmadness54 July 01, 2011
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Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.
Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!
by XKatXKitty December 06, 2010
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