cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

Oak Valley Elementary School

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.

Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.

by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019

Passaic Valley

A Regional High School in Little Falls NJ. The maintenance of the school is poor. 3 towns can come to this school they are Little Falls, Totowa and Woodland Park. PV is divided by snobby white kids, “ghetto” hispanics and arabs. Most of the people from Woodland Park think they are from Paterson just because their town was once called West Paterson. They like to cause fights at the school, dresses like hoes and gangsta’s. They think they are tough but they are not. They purposely get in trouble just to look tough. They could never fight anyone from Paterson! People in Paterson don’t play. Besides most of the people at PV can’t really fight but they claim they could fuck you up. Then you got people from Totowa where some of the white boys also think they are “hood” they purposely sag their pants to the point where you can see their ass. They wear tank tops and blast their music with their ear buds. You also got snobby rich white girls from Totowa who think they are the shit. You got people from Little Falls who act normal they are pretty chill to hang out with. At PV this crazy guy Setembre who is the assistant principal of discipline and goes around and takes people’s phone’s, stops students for not wearing ID’s and acts radically such as follow students to their class and watching students on his security cameras. He abuses his power he is assistant principal but he makes the rule changes around the school. So basically the actual principal doesn’t have any say or power.

Passaic Valley is a trash high school in a white town where 30% of the people try too hard to act ghetto!

by Jerseyfam December 14, 2019

sonoma valley high school

a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.

i hate being at sonoma valley high school, i am changing schools.

by yo-yo go go January 30, 2020

Lea valley

Lea valley is a school where the most shit happen such as, fire alarms getting pulled every hour, fights happening every second and a new principle every week. Lva is trash, its ghetto and the people in it are even more trash. The teachers are shit and waffle the most and misuse the system. I really recommend u going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

idiot: yooo lea valley is so ghetto the fire alarm got pulled again
stupid: really! that's the 5th time today

by I sucked ur nan last night May 16, 2020

Joel Valley

A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.

"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."

by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021

death valley

the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part

guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass

by guccisocklubewater August 9, 2021