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messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.
Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007
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none-upper

An individual who, during conversation, counters your anecdotes with less interesting ones.
You: ... and then my car burst into flames!

None-upper: I sometimes bus to work.

You: ... good for you.
by Not A Ninja December 15, 2009
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Word-maker-upper

A person who makes up words.

Extensive training needed over a period of many years/lifetime.

Careers can begin early among the extremely young who are naturally adept at Word-maker-uppery or Word-maker-upping.

Career opportunities limited but with the advent of technical advancements such the interweb and Urban Dictionary, outlets now abound.
"Manny, where are my lallies?" - excellent recent example by four year old Word-maker-upper. Translates as "Granny, where are my sun-glasses?"

"Put your doofer on the knicker-jar" - recent complex example from confused mother; translates as "put your shirt on the clothes airer..."
by Knicker-jar March 10, 2010
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batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.
I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.
by superman111 October 27, 2012
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one upper

someone who always follows your story with a better one or has things that are waaaay nicer than yours and makes sure you know about it
me: Wanna see the car I just got? one upper: Sure! Yeah, it's nice and all, I'm going to get a Lexus when my boyfriend gets back.

one upper: Your husband's truck is really nice! My boyfriend will probably get one like this, probably newer though.
by ugh, can't believe this November 22, 2011
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waker upper

term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..
person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!

person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?

wakeruppercallimportantfavour
by winnipegdude October 23, 2012
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fucked upper

(a) more fucked up
(b) a person who is strange looking above the waist
(a) today was more fucked upper than yesterday.

(b) that chick sure is fucked upper
by Beeyobee December 30, 2003
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