Tops in tokes

Top notch AAA weed true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

Tops in tokes, true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

by grahajas December 28, 2005

Dirt Torpedo

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008

torpid

(adj) extreme, out of this world; stronger/crazier version of "awesome"; makes your head spin but you like it

"That band is so torpid!"

by Barg February 9, 2006

torpedo

A tampon

My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.

by shooter312 August 9, 2010

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

Torpedo

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.

Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*

by JD February 1, 2005