Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Hyper Diarrhea

When the super big brown comes out

Man one: "I shitted a big brown out of my horrible ass"
Man one: "Hyper Diarrhea"

by spegt December 24, 2022

Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.

Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023

"Explosive" Diarrhea

The act of using a shotgun shell as a dildo and having it fire while inside

Jessica died from "explosive" diarrhea

by Icetiger540 December 22, 2020

Diarrhea

When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks

Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now

by Big_Girth_Quake January 5, 2021

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021