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Lying Sack Of Bitch Titties

A girl, with large tits, who is a liar and generally talks shit of everyone.
Boy #1: Dude, did you see Angelina Jolie say she loves Brad?

Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.
by Sliced Wrist November 14, 2009
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That's titties

Something that is cool, awesome, sweet or sexy
Bob: I won the lottery
Joe: That's titties
by Cubr December 14, 2008
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Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.
Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties
by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008
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bum titties

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.
ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!
by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003
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Orangutan Titties

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”
She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.
by gbv.3.0 December 14, 2011
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Lemon Drop Titties

1.Extremely miniscule sized breasteses. 2.Breast being notably below the average in size or magnitude.
Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Kate Moss. i.e. Being part of the itty, bitty, titty committee.
1. "Paris hilton has lemon drop titties".
2."Yo girls titties look like lemon drops".
3. "yo girl look like a thirteen year old school boy".
4. "Damn, those some small ass titties!"
by Jerome Jerome July 21, 2006
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Bitch Titties

The man boobs belonging to a middle aged retail manager with an afinity for the f bomb and toothpicks....sometimes goes by Perry!!
Wow look at those bitch titties!
by PuckerQueen September 23, 2005
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