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Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.
Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"
by PitchPlez May 14, 2015
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I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
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school thought

Person 1: I had a school thought earlier today, why is it called a restroom if you fight for your life inside
Person 2: Exactly!
by pingey April 5, 2024
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thought daughter

a thought daughter is a girl who overthinks everything. she is very analytical and interesting. what a girl!
interviewer man: “gay son or thot daughter?”

you: “thought daughter.”
by buggycereal April 7, 2024
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Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011
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thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.
"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
by CoffeeMoogle October 9, 2014
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