Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

Plate Mates

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)

Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!

by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010

two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner

You are showing real two plate energy right now.

by boulderer February 13, 2024

bubba plate

A plate is a pound and bubba the type of weed

Riding Around The city With a Whole Bubba plate Doing The dash , Making Plays

by BigGuap January 26, 2023

plate sexual

sexuality where one is attracted to objects or utensils

gloria is plate sexual - gloria came out as plate sexual

by C of I September 18, 2020

M-plate

Special license plates given to members of the Chicago law enforcement agencies.

Altough the car was unmarked, we knew it was a cop because of the m-plate.

by Nene0715 August 13, 2008

Tie Plate

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.

Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"

by Aspen_boulevard June 2, 2021