A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
by rlVash November 24, 2023
Get the Lincoln gardnermug. Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.
Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.
by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020
Get the Abrham Lincolnmug. A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.
“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.
by Yakkam September 8, 2020
Get the Lincolnmug. The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.
by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010
Get the sweaty lincolnmug. The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
Get the Lincoln Turkeymug. This is a amazing high school home to many athletic stars. This school is home to many basic white girls and many fury’s.
by Fury girly girl 12 September 24, 2021
Get the Lincoln Southwest High Schoolmug. 15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
Get the Lincoln Logmug.