Garage Zombie

A person who militantly hunts down or seeks to find yard sales, garage sales, estate sales, auctions, junk sales, thrift stores, etc.

Our trunk is completely full with junk treasures, we were total garage zombies today!

by theoddsmaker February 27, 2009

Zombie Fishing

When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.

"How was your Saturday night?"

"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."

"How was it?"

"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."

by jtorbo420 September 26, 2013

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011

Zombie Wacker

Slang name for shotgun. Term is used to describe the shotguns ease of use. Shotguns are often used in video games and movies to kill zombies.

Zombie Wacker is the term used in movies and video games.

by Victoria Cross May 27, 2007

Shoot a Zombie

Drinking a Red Bull and Coke to stay awake.

" Go Shoot a zombie if your so tired then"
" She shot a zombie, now we can't peel her off the wall"

by rinaella April 22, 2009

Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 6, 2011

Sneaky Zombie

Post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your Venus Probe to re-animate the body. Attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
After desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don't know where that zombie vadge has been.

Barbara: Ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.

by NOTLD December 18, 2009