Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.

She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out

by Shot shooter May 20, 2021

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Thumb rolled

When theres no toilet roll holder so you put the toilet paper roll on your thumb and roll it off much like a holder. takes many years of practice.

"The rolls of toilet paper where not on a holder" so i thumb rolled that shit

by anonymous October 8, 2017