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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021
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ecofreak - part 1

Any person that is irrationally obsessed with 'climate change', 'saving the planet', and reducing carbon emissions for Mother Gaia as soon as humanly possible via deindustrialization, even and perhaps especially at the expense of the production of any necessary goods or services (such as transportation and energy), that are reliant on the extraction of fossil fuels / natural gas / coal etc. It does not matter to them that these goods and services can not easily, if ever, be adequately replaced by 'green' renewables, and that any concerted attempt to transition to them while they remain unviable will cause a worldwide Great Depression as well as a massive drop in individual living standards.

They do not seem to know or care about furthering research into nuclear energy which is actual green energy by comparison to renewables, and have not bothered to do any research into molten salt thorium reactors which take the byproducts of uranium fission reactors and convert them into much less radioactive waste with a half-life of only 300 years instead of tens of thousands.

They are obsessed with recycling, and are usually activistic or at the very least tend towards some kind of climate activism, either by being outspoken about climate change, being a part of a climate group or green party of some kind, or both.
"How dare you." - Greta Thunberg

"Now the candy-haired ecofreaks are targeting Van Gogh's paintings. Do they think Aramco and China Coal will care? For that matter, do they even know these companies exist?" (ecofreak - part 1)
by Ashraile November 8, 2022
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Ste Hill Part 2

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called ā€œmonotone Eddieā€ who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns šŸ˜‚ whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was ā€œpowerfulā€ but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say ā€œI don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligenceā€!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!ā€
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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It’s All Part of the Experience

An expression used when something inherently bad happens during a gathering or event in an attempt to dismiss it as ā€œin the grand scheme of things, it was supposed to happenā€. Also often justified with ā€œwe’ll look back at this memory and laughā€
— ā€œDid you hear Steve and Aaron jumped the fence to the school and ended up getting arrested?ā€
- ā€œThat sounds badassā€
— ā€œbut they got arrested...?ā€
- ā€œIt’s All Part of the Experience shitlipsā€
by pissdivision March 26, 2022
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Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023
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