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Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.
I will not put up with any of your duff jam
by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019
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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
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Duff Thrust

Simply the coolest move ever to be made by the most awesomest of mascots ever created. Is executed by holding the hip bones with both hands and thrusting the pelvis. But only Duff Man can do a Duff Thrust.
Is used to portray smugness,happiness,or glee or even acknowledgement.
Duffman?!! :O
Oh Yea! *Duff Thrust*

Duff Man,what're you doing?!
Duff Man is Duff Thrusting. Oh yea.
by the one in the closet. August 4, 2010
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Duff

Designated-ugly-fugly-friend
The one friend in the group who doesn’t really feel like a friend Becuase of how irrelevant they are or feel and when in public is the one who gets asked for the phone numbers of the other attractive friends.
“Yoo you see those hella fine girls man”

“ yes sir I do”

“Go see if you can get their numbers
“ nahh I’m too pussy”
“Oh fairs, jus go ask the DUFF then, their there for a reason”
by Doorknobsontoast_420 July 11, 2020
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DUFF

“Trudez is Tims DUFF”
Luciano will always be a duff”
by Ashkiba February 5, 2018
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DUFF

A DUFF is a D- Dumb U- Ugly F- Fat F- Friend basically the girl or boy that tries to cockblock you when you are trying to make a move on a girl or a boy
Shut up you fuckin duff
by Kiddericc March 22, 2021
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duff hunting

A female trying to cover her defaults by finding another one worse than her.
Heather was duff hunting looking for a friend fatter, dumber, and uglier than her so maybe the boys would notice her.
by RayLee June 2, 2008
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