Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

Crow on crack

An expression that is definitely real and totally not made up by an idiot.

im such a crow on crack

by Jsicnf December 11, 2025

Crow

A bird of the genus Corvus, typically depicted as a symbol of death, misery, or wickedness. Crows are intelligent, emotional animals said to hold lifelong grudges and never forget faces.

Though sometimes they’re less menacing and more like evil seagulls.

A flock of crows is called a murder. Sounds like a cruel joke, honestly.

by FunnyName June 20, 2021