Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

Alan

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive

Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt

by BushBalls October 21, 2020

Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

Alan

The pinacle of being a gentleman

Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up

Ohh I want Alan so bad but I can’t tell him, that elegance and style and what a smile!

by Richard134449king September 26, 2018