Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

Snow Button

The button you press to raise your car a little further off the ground so you have clearance from the snow.

Keyna pushed the snow button on his car to jack up his Lexus so he could get through the snowbank.

by Howtall March 24, 2012

gay-button

slang for a man's prostate gland

My girlfriend freaked out when I suggested to her during a blow job, "Well, why don't you push on my gay-button a couple of times??"

by Qorn36 October 4, 2010

Smile Button

The nose of a sad person. It is used to cheer people up by poking it, forcing them to smile/laugh.

Maddie: I'm sad...
Dave: Aww cheer up. SMILE BUTTON
*pokes nose*
Maddie: *smiles*

by suphomiegeedog August 31, 2011

Button Buddy

A Texting relationship. With sexual consequences. Any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.

girl: Hey you
Guy: when can I see you
Girl: DO you like KFC?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: You are my "Button buddy", we can't meet up for real.

by danglebutton August 15, 2012

benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old

Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009

pink button

A cat's anus, usually one that is obvious, such as on a black short haired cat.

As Fluffy walked away, his pink button glistened in the moonlight.

by Kitteniest July 30, 2008