techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

immortal technique

A rapper from Harlem who speaks about real issues, usually politics and poverty. He seems to have a grudge with the Bush Administration, repetitive as hell when it comes to politics because he speaks about the same shit. Also known to get really lyrical and just mumble a bunch of nonsense. Peep the wack off off beat song "Creation and Destruction" and "The Prophecy". A clown in my eyes. An overrated rapper, especially on the internet ..you people need to get off his dick. Dead Prez is much better ...Immortal Technique also has a flow problem, dude just hasnt mastered the technique of riding a beat. Only suburban white kids idolize him and claim he's the best rapper from Harlem ..ha ..yea right ..ever heard of Big L people? Not taking away from his lyrical ability ..I'll admit, Technique is good ..but until he learns how to ride a beat then he will never be shit in my eyes.

Immortal Technique Lyrics:

I'm explicit like video tapes of conjugal visits
Some niggaz are too stupid to understand it like astrophysics
Technique is exquisite
I'll make your thoughts a victory
Get pessimistic with the quickness
If you think that I will just become another statistic with anything but success
When I bless the mic as I spit this
Specifically prolific with coprocessor coma type sickness

what the fuck is that shit????? ..no one cares ...

by jon ryda May 24, 2006

Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.

Migsy, you're technical. Can you show me how to turn the playstation on?

by Mickey Dangerous July 5, 2004

techzecutive

A tech field worker that feels they are too good to do the dirty parts of technical work. Wanting to sit in front of a computer or tell others what to do instead of doing the work themselves.

He'll never pull another cable, he thinks he's a techzecutive.

by A/V Davey September 11, 2005

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

technisized

when one cannot seriously sing, you are given computerized vocals.

Brittney Spear's voice is very technisized.

by HPGinHan April 16, 2009

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010