by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003
When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.
by Dickhead_supreme December 19, 2016
Sallys having a family reunion saturday, i'm going for the twat-tacular.
If I can get with Jenny's grandma I'll finish off my twat-tacular.
If I can get with Jenny's grandma I'll finish off my twat-tacular.
by Mr. Harry Twatter January 14, 2010
British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
by Katya Eye November 28, 2015
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
by The mad shatter September 09, 2018