The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.
I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.
by GRASS ON THE INFIELD December 18, 2008
The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.
by Worldhead November 28, 2009
Overeating at any given Thanksgiving day gala to the point that you feel completely miserable the next day.
Oh boy - I ate entirely too much at Grandma's house and have a major turkey hangover today. I'm going to have to hit the gym for a week to get rid of all those calories from yesterday!
by mrbaconator November 27, 2009
the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.
by barrak obama October 28, 2007
A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
by Meow Mix Muncher July 20, 2008
Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 22, 2011
When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.
Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"
Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"
Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"
Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"
Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
by SuperJew3000 December 05, 2011