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Touch park

To park badly by using the car behind or infront. some one who doesnt know the length of their car may touch park. Reversing at low speed, when you hit (touch) the car behind then you can drive forward and straighten up the car.
Johns such a bad driver he has to touch park
by IamBazza January 31, 2009
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Hand Touch

When one is walking with his mate, and their hands touch thus making both mates uncomfortable
"gah hand touch"
"my b"
by Drizlocks October 12, 2008
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Touch the Wall

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.
Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!
by Kika-chan January 16, 2009
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Touch Check

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.
by shartWEEK August 2, 2011
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Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010
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The cheese touch

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ณ she has the cheese touch !! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
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devils touch

When your balls or dick touch your shit while on the toilet.
I was dropping my guts when it fell on my nuts.. devils touch
by Flange Flapper March 6, 2016
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