When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
by proooj March 23, 2016
Get the Peemptive Strikemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the ,.6.7.6.AmaZing StrIkes oUf SolsUticE pulUsed RaUiN.7.6..6.7.6.7mug. 1. When someone says something not funny, tries to make a joke that makes no one laugh, says something ignorant or irrelevant that no one understands a person is to be given a “strike.”
2. A “strike” can be used to describe a person as well. When someone who is very annoying or no one likes, they can be referred to as a “strike”
2. A “strike” can be used to describe a person as well. When someone who is very annoying or no one likes, they can be referred to as a “strike”
1. “Ay bro i have to tell you something really funny”.
“What?”
“I sucked my girls toes yesterday”
“Strike”
2. “Ya no one likes that’s that guy, he’s annoying af. That guy is a walking strike.”
“What?”
“I sucked my girls toes yesterday”
“Strike”
2. “Ya no one likes that’s that guy, he’s annoying af. That guy is a walking strike.”
by Big_Head14 May 8, 2018
Get the Strikemug. A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.
Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
by NeonMirror October 8, 2021
Get the Jack Strikemug. by The Charge-Striker December 20, 2022
Get the charge-strikemug. ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 6, 2022
Get the PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE]mug. A set of pins in bowling consists of ten pins, as a strike is when all ten pins are knocked down at the same time. Hence, the term "Ten Strike" is synonymous for a high level of success.
by A-Aron Smith September 10, 2019
Get the Ten Strikemug.