Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025

Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap

The Dr. Squatch Soap that’s made with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater. It’s an extremely rare item, good for sticking your dick into or through.

Guy 1: Yo did you get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap?
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it

by Ripitup2015 June 18, 2025

soap

something (most) indians dont use

Use some soap

by chingbing August 19, 2025

a bar of soap

The term "a bar of soap" is an expression used to describe an individual who is very fickle; you can never keep hold of them for very long without them slipping out of your hands. Typically given for a person who is overtly avoidant.

Henry's always changing his mind last minute, he's such a bar of soap.

by sgrove88888 September 8, 2025

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Throat Soap

A negative effect when you drink bleach. Due to the chemistry of bleach (Sodium Hypochlorite), it comes in contact with the lining of the esophagus which strips and breaks down the soft tissue. The broken-down cells and tissue mixes with the bleach creating a crude and frothy soap in the stomach.

If I lose this next game I'm gonna make some throat soap.

by Civil_Wrongz June 19, 2023