Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's

Lord Waffle is lit and cool.

by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018

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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.

Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.

by MelonBed April 12, 2019

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Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

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queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

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Retirement Lord

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.

Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.

by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021

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