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Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans
Oh ew.. a demon children
by Bk-Cp1 April 16, 2021
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yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread
Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children
by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021
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tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.
Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.
by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025
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children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
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Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…
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Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
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