Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain

Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!

by IIshortT April 27, 2019

Scatty

Scatty means when you gonna off and get loud but you can’t take it when it comes back at you.

She’s so scatty tryna beef me

by Imy254 June 3, 2019

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Seattle Prep

where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.

guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

seattle

a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.

Fuck, ive got a seattle.

by JonGreen May 13, 2005