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Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 27, 2019
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Swimming

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach
by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020
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Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
by WillieStroker March 14, 2010
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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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swim bully

"Swim bully" refers to an individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.
"Stop pressuring that handsome American to take a swim in the ocean," Stingray said to the red-headed Aussie girl. "But no one ever regrets a swim!" the red-headed girl replied. "No," said Stingray, "you're being a swim bully—which is, of course, the worst kind of bully there is. So bugger off."
by Tyne-J Organ February 29, 2024
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