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Swimming

A form of mental torture which includes putting someone in clothes which make them feel insecure and expecting them to move through the water while gasping for air.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Swimming lessons

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022
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swim

A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021
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Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men
P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
by Thubby_master March 23, 2022
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swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.
JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"
by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021
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swimming album

The best music to ever graze my mind
I have been called racist for it
I am not
What are you listening to?
Oh, the swimming album
by Séan Miller March 2, 2022
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