elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019

taylor swift

a lesbian.

"Did u know this girl from school listens to Taylor Swift?"
"Omg, is she a lesbian?"

by itsmeurlilvenic3bitch March 13, 2023

taylor swift

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.

I met swift, the discord user

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

Taylor Swift

Trash, very trash, very trash and overrated af.
Other definition: An artist who sings I guess

Travis Kelce is dating some girl named ‘Taylor Swift’ whoever that is.

by ChickenDanBillyBob439 January 24, 2024

Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024