cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017

Crowd surfing through, "punji sticks"

When you're crowd surfing through the largest orgy ever and hit a patch of excited males.

While going from one side of the orgy to the other, Bob inadvertantly ended up crowd surfing through, "punji sticks"."

by NoMommyNotTheClownSuit June 7, 2018

Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020

Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.

Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Lockdown Surfing

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.

"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."

by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020

s2n_surfa

A famous roblox gun clanning celebrity. He is known for his gordon ramsay of gun fighting. He is the national champion of 54 condom royale battles. He got his name through one of the previous popular hits named "Subway Surfers".

Have you s2n_surfa'ed the enemies with your sniper at the defensive training yesterday?

by horseseai9 July 3, 2021