got a eye problem eah

usually used when a hoodrat catches you glimpsing at them for a split second
guy1: looks over at maori for a second
hoodrat:got a eye problem eah
by totally not a alien May 10, 2024
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Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 03, 2022
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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
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A k.Z. problem

A friend zone that is worse than you can possibly image. A walking friend that every time they see a girl they turned into a friend automatically.
Are friend Kamar is A k.z. problem when it comes to girls.
by YaBoiiAfro December 14, 2017
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PC Problems

When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate
Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems
by MouseStew October 19, 2020
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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
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Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.
Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
by UrbanDictionaryProblems November 16, 2017
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