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Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.
Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"
by jbird53916 June 19, 2021
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tim stoker

some random guy from hit horror podcast The Magnus Archives. He likes to kayak and wear hawaiian shirts.
"dude do you like Tim Stoker?"
"omg i love tim stoker he's my favorite skrungle"
by Xaxaiisgay August 20, 2022
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National Stoke Day

October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked
Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day
by StokeMaster Swizzy October 18, 2023
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Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
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The Island That Smokes

The Island That Smokes refers to Teneweedfe. A cannabis social club and subsequent following due to the cannabis hype in Canary Islands largest volcanic island; Tenerife!
The island that smokes is blowing up 💨💨💨
by Nino 420 January 3, 2022
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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.
He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.
by Wise Texan May 8, 2023
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Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013
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