Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

joy stroke

to have an stroke caused by an orgasm. this term was used in abbott elementary.

partner one: “fuck that was awesom-, are you.. okay.. oh shit she’s having a joy stroke.”

by sowzers July 16, 2024

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other

Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

by frozenman57 May 28, 2024