sleazy squirrel

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!

I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.

by Smokey corella June 3, 2017

squirrel nutkins

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021

Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair

Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school

by F and D October 6, 2016

weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

squirrel in the motor

The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.

"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."

by Tdawg94 January 2, 2019