squat cobbler

The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.

"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"

by optimisticdingo September 1, 2016

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016

Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

poppin squat

the act of getting girls

Look at Anthony poppin squat at that table full of girls.

by matv203 October 18, 2015

Sorority Squat

Sorority Squat
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters

Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢

by DarkHorseXfile376891 June 17, 2022