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spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
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Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
by Captain Duder April 19, 2012
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wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 22, 2010
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Spread Seasoning

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022
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Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates
“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there
by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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Spread illegal

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡
by FP.27 November 23, 2022
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