The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

FUDGE SPREADING

When a very horny homo (Cam) goes on a fuck spree.

Fucking as many other men as possible.

Cam got all randy after watching broke back mountain and decided he wanted to go Fudge Spreading.

by Scotte so fucking hotte January 21, 2025

Spread them cheeks boy

The action of spreading someones buttocks.

Typically done before sexual intercourse.

Tyrone told Little Jesus 'Spread them cheeks boy'

by Jaquavious Donqavious Bingus October 9, 2023

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024