Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015

Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.

Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.

by CumGuzzler6669 May 15, 2019

Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014