Stocking

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.

Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!

by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008

smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012

Smoking Bitch

Someone who smokes marijuana regularly, whether on the daily or more often than not.

Wow, Robert has really become a smoking bitch lately. He smokes weed almost every day!

by CatDaddy99 March 12, 2017

smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.

example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).

by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021

Hot-Socking

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.

Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018

Spocking

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(

Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.

by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004