masturbating on the shitter

Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.

"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks

by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008

shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.

Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.

by bluegrrl July 12, 2007

shitter

A way of describing in slang a situation or an event.

Thats a real shitter
Wouldnt it be a shitter if a meteor hit the earth tommorrow

by Drew L April 28, 2006

shitter

where poop comes out of (asshole, back door, brown eye, corn hole, pooper, prison purse)

my daddy raped me in my shitter last night

by 1010011 February 11, 2015

beef shutters

What used to be known as the camel toe, this is a extreme wedgie from end to end

A:Holy Shit! Look at that camel toe!

B:No, Johnny. That's far to big for camel toe, that there's beef shutters.

by 7th grade dropout December 10, 2006

crip shitter

the largest toilet in the bar , the one with the big seat and easy handles when youre wasted. should be used by the wheelchair brigade but they never out that late

"man i am wasted but i aint gonna make the crapper upstairs" "ok dude , use the crip shitter , its got anice big seat and loads of handles so you dont fall on your ass"

by groovy wordbender November 19, 2009

pube shitter

someone who eats pubes and shits them out

your mother is such a pube shitter

by manbearpigBruno May 16, 2010