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emergency services 

The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:

1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.

2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.

3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.

Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.

There were a lot of emergency services that responded
emergency services by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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servisector 

The servisector mentioned is well worth considering.
servisector by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Servicing a 148 

Heating up coffee in a espresso maker on a portable cooking stove (hot plate)
“At the time, Corporal Person was kneeling by the entrance. Servicing a 148
Servicing a 148 by Yankee_34 December 24, 2022

Pig Services 

Group known for making account generators, With the most popular being the Discord Member Booster
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Wow this Discord selfbot by Pig Services is lit!
Pig Services by Pig Services August 7, 2021

Target Guest Services 

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"

servicememartha 

A term made popular by the infanous Happy Noodle Boy. Later made into the website www.servicememartha.com .
servicememartha by Fuck February 4, 2004

serviceman fetish 

Having sexual gratification solely upon the act of pleasuring the other party orally, via either fellatio or cunnilingus.
Me: that guy I hooked up with totally had a serviceman fetish.
Friend: do you have his number?
serviceman fetish by relyks January 2, 2015