seal toe

A phrase used to describe a pair of perfectly symmetrical distended labia flaps.

Dude, I was banging this chick last night and she was rocking a mad seal toe.

I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.

by wrongdongsilver January 24, 2015

If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe

Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still

by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

feel good seal

noun. A feel good seal is someone who makes other people feel good. They put others before themselves and act selflessly

u/RestlessARBIT3R is such a feel good seal. He always acts in the interest of others

by RestlessARBIT3R November 6, 2021

madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 13, 2015

The Sun Seal

Li's no sun<> the sun seal

the sun seal....

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025