sacramento

probably the worst place in california to grow up. you are hours away from the beach and the mountains. the only thing to do is go to the polluted sacramento river, or if you are further up, the american river. there is no night life or anything to do unless you are over 21, then you get to frequent the numerous shit dive bars that are run by red necks. there are 3 clubs here and they suck donkey balls. downtown is cool for about 5 whole minuets. its hotter then hell here in the summer (100 degrees plus) and it rains 4 months out of the year in the winter. the kings suck dick. It is a fucking cowtown, i've lived here all my life. 5 minuets from sacramento there are fucking cows and rice fields. don't come here unless you want more motivation to kill yourself.

guy 1: "hey i'm going to sacramento for a wedding"

guy 2:"i'm sorry to hear that."

by i_rule July 23, 2009

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A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

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Scam

Something you run anytime the opportunity arises. A quick way to better your situation at someone elses expense. For successful people, this is a never-ending way of life.

Here are a couple:
1)Buy bleacher seats at a ball game and sneak into box seats.
2)If your PS2 breaks, buy a new one and switch it out with the broke one. Take the broke one back to the store and get your mutha fuckin money back.
3)High School and College are the best places to run scams.
a)Sleep with a fat chick to get her to write a paper for you.
b)Programable calculators can do more than math.
c)Stick a curly pube in your meal after it's half gone and make fast food place give you free shit.

by DollaBillYo June 26, 2003

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