A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
Get the shane pomeroymug. Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
Get the Shanemug. Shanelys is the most beautiful girl in the world. She will bring you up when you are down in like 5 seconds. She is really good at basketball and will beat anyone who try’s her. She doesn’t have many friends because it’s so hard for her to trust people. But if she does you are very lucky. If you ever get to be her boyfriend you better treat her right because if not her older cousin will get on your ass. But she is such a great gamer and will beat any of them boys not gonna lie. But don’t try her she will kill you when she mad.
by itzzz._.valeria March 18, 2022
Get the Shanelysmug. A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.
“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”
by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020
Get the Shane ricemug. Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
Get the Shanemug. A fine, brown-eyed, tall gentlemen who loves to get money. Shane's are very funny and always cracking jokes. One of the most amazing, caring person you'd ever meet. Shane loves to cuddle and he is obsessed with feet.
by cam the g April 2, 2023
Get the Shanemug. Shaning is the act of a rage cheating.
Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!
Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!
by shanes disciple July 16, 2024
Get the shaningmug.