ROBLOX

A game were you will be surrounded by 4-10 year olds bragging that they got a kill in phantom forces

Person 1: u want 2 play roblox m8?

Person 2: Nah u scrubulous blubulous u succ at phantom forces

Person 1: (Goes an amazon to buy a noose)

by flanagan thinklebottom February 28, 2018

robococcking

After multiple rejections everybody starts to look like a twink in a wig even real females. You have established the fact that it's finally time to give up on women. A week goes by and having zero luck on gay dating sites you decide to close all the curtains, shut off all the lights, and spend the entire weekend fantasizing and masturbating to your favorite movie and secret crush Robocop.

After that long weekend of robococcking I was a little sore, but mentally i'm feeling much better.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Roblox

A game where you think that it is full of fucking 5 year olds when actually there are fucking teens and people in their 20’s playing this shit. A game where the censorship is fucking insane. The chat will censor numbers, even when you spell the numbers out, for example it will censor the word three, it will censor simple names, it censors the word stupid, like boi is it REALLY gonna hurt someone’s fragile little feelings? It censors fucking EVERYTHING

Yo imma go play roblox

by ThiccDiccNicc July 5, 2018

ROBLOX

An online dating app for 8 year olds to find a virtual boyfriend/girlfriend

They commonly say things like "hey im a hot single man let's d8".

ROBLOX: EW SOMEONE TOUCHED ME THIS IS RAPE

by TynoDino September 10, 2018

Roblox Screen Recorder

A shitty recorder with low fps and way too overused.

Get a screen recorder! Not this roblox screen recorder crap!

by heyonow October 30, 2018

Roblox

When cancer extends to a level so great, that "NO-SANE" human over 14 years old has the mental cognition to play and endure for more than 10 minutes at a time.

Matt: Roblox is so cancer
Rob: I fucking agree, let's end this shit

by TheGayAccount October 30, 2018

Roblox

The game you say you'll only play for five minutes and look up and realize you said that two days ago.

"Don't play on Roblox for too long."
"Okay just five more minutes!"
*Looks up and realizes it has been two days*
"HOLY S***!!"

by ZELDAMIKUGIRL December 6, 2018